Topeng
- TOPENG -
Mengapa orang harus menggunakan topeng?
Karena semua orang mempunyai hak untuk memakai topeng, baik topeng milik sendiri maupun topeng milik orang lain. Contohnya nyuri dari teman.
Di zaman sekarang yang serba kekurangan, semua orang mempertahankan keeksisan kepopularannya dengan menggunakan topeng. Coba kita perhatikan para pejabat kita yang sangat budiman. All of dari mereka menggunakan topeng setengah tiang. Sekarang bukan hanya bendera saja yang setengah tiang tapi topeng juga tak mau kalah setengah tiang. Jadi semua bisa dipakai kecuali sambal setengah sendok saja.
Lalu yang menjadi permasalahannya kenapa Reog Ponorogo harus menggunakan topeng yang sangat besar. Kenapa harus repot-repot memakai topeng sebesar rumah. Kalau ada topeng secanggih yang dipakai Jim Carrey dalam filmnya A Mask, kenapa saudara? Ini sudah kesekian kalinya saya bertanya pada rumput yang bergoyang. Kenapa harus rumput yang bergoyang kenapa bukan pada balok yang diam membisu. Itulah pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang sampai sekarang tidak bisa dijawab oleh siapa pun.
Ok, kita sudah mulai ngelantur, back to TOPENG.
Sebenarnya topeng itu apa?
Menurut beberapa sumber terpercaya kalau topeng itu adalah sejenis kawah yang ada diwajah. Topeng apa Bopeng ya
Apakah ini semua tentang topeng atau sesuatu yang namanya tidak bisa disebut seperti di film Harry Potter.
Saya butuh waktu untuk mencerna semua pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang ada dalam pikiran saya, apakah saya terlahir sebagai seorang penulis atau penjual koran. Aku butuh topeng untuk menjadi penjual koran.
Menurut anda topeng itu seperti apa? Apakah dibutuhkan pengorbanan dalam menggunakan topeng? Spiderman misalnya yang harus hidup dalam kehidupan superhero bertopeng dan mengalami krisis kepribadian. Itu tidak mudah saudara, beberapa hari yang lalu saya sempat berbincang-bincang dengan sahabat saya Batman dan dia juga merasakan depresi yang besar karena masalah topeng ini. Hidup dibalik topeng tidak semudah yang anda bayangkan. Beda dengan Gatot Kaca yang hanya menggunakan selendang untuk terbang tanpa memakai topeng.
Banyak peraturan dalam menggunakan topeng sebenarnya semuanya tercantum dalam pasal-pasal yang telah disusun sebelumnya. Pasal-pasal ini adalah hasil musyawarah dari orang-orang sudah lama menggeluti dunia pertopengan. Zorro terpilih sebagai Presiden Direkturnya, yang sangat berkompeten dalam mengeluarkan pendapat yang bermanfaat untuk setiap orang yang memakai topeng karena kalau tidak dia akan mengamuk dan mulai mencambuki orang. Sebenarnya banyak hal internal yang dihadapi sekarang ini, begitu banyak kontroversi dalam pembuatan pasal-pasal ini, dari pihak Catwoman tidak setuju kalau Zorro yang menjadi presdirnya, dia lebih senang kalau Batman karena dia punya hati terhadap Batman yang sudah lama dipendam. Begitu banyak skandal dalam dunia pertopengan, sehingga mendatangkan masalah yang berkepanjangan.
Kembali ke masalah pasal-pasal dalam penggunaan topeng, setelah melewati berbagai rintangan gunung dan lembah kulihat dikanan kiriku kebun teh. Dan finalnya adalah
- Setiap orang berhak menggunakan topeng dalam situasi apapun.
- Pemakaian topeng ini disarankan bagi orang-orang yang Self Confident-nya kurang atau krisis harga diri.
- Jangan lupa! Topeng harus diganti setiap 5 detik sekali karena kalau tidak topengnya akan memakan wajah anda. Dan anda akan lupa bagaimana wajah anda sebelumnya.
- Pemakaian topeng akan lebih lancar apabila topengnya terbuat dari tembok dan sangat tebal.
- Topeng dengan bentuk “penjilat” akan sangat disukai oleh orang apalagi oleh para atasan.
- Topeng juga bisa dipakai dalam hal kebaikan seperti para sesepuh kita superhero bertopeng. Tapi kerugiannya, banyak dari mereka harus kehilangan keluarga dan makan ati.
- Topeng harus selalu diservis agar tetap mengkilat, kalau perlu dilaksanakan pelatihan tentang pemakaian topeng yang baik dan benar, jauh dari tindak kekerasan.
Setelah mengetahui pasal-pasal diatas tentang tata cara pemakaian topeng, sekarang anda boleh mempraktekannya dalam kehidupan sehari-hari. Sebelum anda memakai topeng, anda perlu membaca petunjuknya karena resiko ditanggung pemakai. Dan anda tidak usah malu-malu mengaku sebagai pemakai topeng sejati.
Hidup Pengguna Topeng!!!
Chi_moel
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Aku mau beli topeng yg kaya jim carrey dimana ya?, bisa kasih tau infonya, bos? tks
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