Tulisan 1
DI COMBLANGIN? W GAK MAU!!!
“Pokoknya lw mesti mau. Gak ada salahnya dong.” ujar Tompi csnya mencoba menasehati Raymond.
“Ini demi kebaikan lw,bro. Lumayan khan ada tempat buat ngapel daripada di warnet mulu.” tambah Boo csnya yang lain.
Ada apa dengan malam minggu ini? Yang pasti akan terjadi sebuah sejarah untuk Raymond. Ke-2 csnya mau comblangin dia dengan teman cewe Tompi.
Sanksi w, giman yach? Ke-2 csnya uda pernah banget comblangin dia sama Tina si tukang cengir, Dian si cewe kepang dua, Lisa si cewe tompel, n’ many more…
Jadi Raymond rada mikir juga dan setelah agak keberatan Raymond pasti omong kaya gini:
“Bukannya maksud hati gak mau terima kebaikan lw yach. Cuma kayanya w lebih baik asingin diri dulu yang jenisnya cewe.”
Dan pasti ke-2 csnya pada nyahutin dia kaya gini:
“W gak nyangka lw bener soal hal itu Tom. W ikut bersedih hati.” ujar Boo dengan mimik prihatin.
“Trus gimana? W gak ada minat mau deket-deket dengan spesies homo tulen.”
“Homo???!!!Apa lw bilang?Hah…hah…sakit hati w, sakit hati!” ujarnya dengan napas tersenggal-senggal.
Tapi mereka gak sejahat itulah, buktinya mereka masih memburu seorang cewe buat comblangin Raymond.Hiks…hiks…hiks… terharu jadinya.
Mereka sudah tiba di tempat perjanjian. Raymond melihat 2 sosok cewe yang dikenalnya.Netha tersenyum pada Tompi sedang Elxa melambai pada Boo.Dan seorang lagi tetep gak beranjak dari tempat duduknya, dengan menghadap membelakangi mereka.
Netha menyenggol bahu temannya tersebut dengan gerakan yang sangat lambat.1 detik…berdiri,2detik…berhenti sejenak,3detik…dia menoleh.
“Jadi lw!!”seru ke-2nya berbarengan terlihat syok.
“Ohhh, jadi ini orangnya yang merasa dirinya charming. Yang mau deket sama w ?” tutur Ocha gak nyangka.
“Wah, terima kasih yach atas pujiannya. Tapi w sebenarnya gak ada minat sama sekali untuk deketin cewe ‘nyentrik’ kaya lw” todongnya.
“Gak salah tuch apa yang baru lw omong? Se-nyentrik nyentriknya w, lebih super nyentrik lw.”
“EH, lw tuch yang paling-paling-paling super nyentrik dari w”
“Lw yang nyentrik!”
“Lw yang nyentrik!”
Para pengunjung melihat pertunjukkan adu bacot tersebut. Teman-teman dari dua belah pihak yang merasa malu melerai mereka.
“Raymond berhenti! Apa-apaan sich lw, Ocha tuch temen cewe gw. Kalo lw emank gak mau w comblangin bilang aja. Gak usah bikin gaduh disini” teriak Tompi.
Ke-2nya berbarengan memalingkan wajah mereka dan beranjak pergi dari tempat tersebut.
“Ocha, lw gimana sich? Masa lw gak mau deket sama Raymond. Dia itu khan k-toe tim basket yang keren di sekolah kita. Lagi pula dia juga pinter komputer.”coment Netha yang slalu nilai cowo keren harus jago main basket.
“Lw gimana sich? Ini tuch kesempatan langka, bro. Ocha itu khan k-toe tim cheerleader uda cantik, pinter pula. Susah tau dapetin dia.” coment Boo.
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