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Tragedi bulan madu
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Udah setengah tahun Lisa dan Tono sibuk nyiapin acara bulan madu mereka, Maklum penganten baru, kabarnya besok mereka akan bertolak menuju Jepang, kota para Samurai. Dari malam mereka udah nyiapin perlengkapan b’wat n’tar di sono.
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” Mas…. n’tar klo dah nyampe mo ngapain dulu”. goda Lisa
” Ah… kamu pura-pura gak tau dek!”.
Pikiran si Lisa, membayangkan tono adalah seorang suami yang romantis abizzz..!!!!
” Ah…masa mo langsung sih mas”.
” iya…biar sempet”.
Pikiran lisa semakin menjadi-jadi.
” kamu siap gak dek”.
” selalu siap mas”.
” berarti nanti aku ngerapiin baju , kamu celana ya…. dek!”.
“hah…!!!!”.
Lisa tertegun malu, ternyata yang ia pikirkan 1000% salah total.
” dah…dek sekarang kita tidur dah malem”.
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pagi t’lah tiba, sang surya , tetangga sebelah pun udah bangun. lisa dan tono udah berdiri di depan pintu gerbang , nungguin taxi lewat.
“udah.. 1 jam nunggu kok gak ada taxi lewatya…. dek”.
” lagi macet kali mas”.
seperempat jam kemudian tono memutuskan untuk menelfon security perumahan itu.
” mas… kok gak ada taxi lewat ya….mas”.
” maaf.. mas taxi gak boleh lewat sini”.
January 17th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
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ngga lucu.
aneh, norak, dan freak iya.
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November 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
mana lucunya??
koq gak sampe’ bikin awag ktwa….
December 25th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
December 29th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
mana yang bluthuna? gak gokil…………:x
February 24th, 2010 at 8:44 am
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:44 am
perasaan gak ada yg lucu lah…”
yg bikin ni,kurang pengalaman kali ya?
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March 8th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
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March 21st, 2010 at 11:42 am
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ciayo……
^__________^
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May 7th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Jujur aja masih lucuan gue baca comment2nya daripada ceritanya…..
Ada orang namanya hilang bego sama otak….nah mereka lg main petak umpet….si bego kan jaga….eh tiba” si hilang menghilang….dicariin udah 3 hari ga pulang”….trus si bego sama otak ke kantor polisi….kata si otak…bego lo masuk yah kedalam gue di depan pintu aja….kata bego”okelah”….trs si bego bilang ke polisi…pak teman saya hilang”oh baik nama teman kamu siapa yah”hilang pak” iya saya tau tapi namanya siapaaaa”aduh pak si ilang ilanhg paaaakkkk”"”iyaaaa nnnaaammmaaannnyyyaaa siapa…”Ilang pakkkkk”ah bego kamu”loh koq bapak bisa tau nama saya”ah dasar bego kamu..!!otak kamu taruh dimana sih…???”"Di luar pak lagi nunggu di depan pintu” hahahahahhahaa
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belajar lagi
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ih 
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March 22nd, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Di kantor, ada sorg laki2 yg tiap hari mendekati Tia, berdiri didekatnya bbrp saat dan berkata : “rambut Tia baunya enak.”Stlh seminggu, Tia gak tahan lagi. Dia pergi menemui boss dan mengadukan kelakuan lelaki teman kerjanya tersebut sebagai “pelecehan seksual….” Boss :” Lho, wong cuma ngomong enak bau rambutmu…kok dibilang pelecehan. Apa salah??”Tia : “Masalahnya dia cebol,…Paakkkkk !!!!
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March 24th, 2011 at 5:17 pm
kalo cerita tuh jangan bego bego amat ngape
lihat dong cerita gue
pada suatu hari, si jamal berak di kali. tapi dia bingung gi mana ceboknya
, akhirnya dia melihat kain warna putih 
, lalu ia pakai untuk mengelap bol nya 
.
. jamal bilang k ibunya “kenape ma’? 
” truz ma’nye jawab “tau tuh, perasaan ema ada yang ga beres.tapi lu uda cebok kan mal? 
ma rasa kaya ada yang aneh dari orang orang di sini, soalnya ada ye, orang yang mao baca cerita ga jelas kayak gini”. 
dan saat jamal pulang, dia melihat ibunya sedang kebingungan
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